Even though the governor himself seems to be looking spiffy and well-trimmed during all this madness, he has ordered all barber shops and salons closed until further notice! If you need a cut you have two choices:

  1. Call the governor and find out who his barber is. 
  2. Send me a text with your full name and a selfie so I know who you are and how much time we will need to straighten out the haircut your tipsy girlfriend gave you, and I will  contact you to put you on my schedule as soon as the order comes to open back up.


We, the starving barbers, may be ordered to social distance by doing appointment-only cuts for a while…but no one knows.